donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

Rough Touchers

A group of teenagers from the Philadelphia area that are known to go up to random asian children a sexually abuse them. Thugs; rapists; etc.

Colin: I heard the rough touchers are back in town.
Chris: I better go tell Quang before they manhandle him!

by Old Head Jake April 18, 2018

double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.

Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?

by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017

Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019

Light toucher

a light toucher means someone who you touch on sexually gets flustered or moans softly easily

person 1: woah dude i heard things got heated last night what happened
person 2: oh nothing happened shes just a light toucher

by brusheksidjdnnsnnapenis June 17, 2020

Burning torched

Withdrawal symptoms from completing a project with Burning Torch and having a your nights suddenly free without having to make Facetime calls. An eerie emotional state. A feeling like you are missing something, or incompleteness. Equivalent to suddenly stopping smoking.

Was working on this film shot in Hong Kong and when it was over I was totally burning torched.

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 15, 2020

Burning torched

(n) Withdrawal period usually associated after working a lot with Burning Torch Productions. A sense of quiet, and near boredom when you realize you have nights free and do not have to be on Facetime. A feeling akin to stopping smoking. A feeling of loss at not making jokes about Mark's shirt.

"Oh man, I just finished this epic remote shoot in Hong Kong and I'm totally burning torched."
"I hear you. Here's some salted Swedish candy."
"I hate you."

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 16, 2020