tomahawked

The act of getting a tomahawked thrown at you through a window and being their bitch.

When Adam stuck his head out the window, Steve and Mike Tomahawked the shit out of him.

by intheface333 December 7, 2010

Tomahawked

Derives from the 'Sticks and stones' wager match of Call of Duty: Black Ops, and refers to a situation where someone has been humiliated or put in an awkward situation by one of their friends.

Person 1: Ah, someone went on my facebook account and asked Sophie out to dinner, I've never spoken to her, how awkward.

Person 2: Tomahawked

by Hero03 March 16, 2011

tomah

slang for tomorrow; used in moments when simply saying "tomorrow" will take utterly too much time

Sheniqua: "I gon get my hair did tomah"
John: "Outside of the many grammatical problems I have with that statement, why didn't you just say 'tomorrow'?"

by Grammar Hammer January 8, 2012

Beefy Tomcat

A fat male cat

Tom Cruise on steriods

A Homosexual

A very erect very large penis

The 1980s

That Beefy Tomcat just mounted your dog!

Trent made out with Logan? Ew, what a Beefy Tomcat!

Wheres the Beef?!

by Mutilator October 1, 2008

torch

(derogatory) A ridiculous haircut, generally male, characterized by wannabe southern california beach bleach blonde hair styled fractally; an outgrown haircut's final hurrah necessitating excessive ammounts of gel and/or ill-advised pomade. A bold, albeit misplaced attempt to be a "pimp".

Torcher 1: "What's the dillio, beeotches?"
Anyone else: "Shine, torch!"

After the fact:
"Did you see that torch?"
"Yeah, makes a mullet look bitchin"

by cantstandya May 28, 2006

Tomahawk Crunkmissle

A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.

While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.

by MetallicaFan69 June 8, 2009

Backdoor Tomahawk

A backdoor tomahawk involves giving anal with a really big penis.

Chris:Dude!What are you doing

Brandon:Oh uh I just gave your mom the backdoor tomahawk.

by CHOPSSTEWY April 30, 2009