shit-ton

a whole lotta something

there was a shit-ton of puss at that party

by Thad December 24, 2002

Baging Tons

A term a drug dealer uses to tell his buddies he re-upped and got a new supply.

Hey man, I got baging tons.

by ganja g October 28, 2010

Shit ton

A term meaning a lot, an ass load, a bunch or many of something

That dog is fat i bet he weighs a shit ton

by Sir Bonqweeqwee December 22, 2009

won ton

One Hundred Ten Dollars

(while playing poker) "Im gonna Re-raise to 'Won Ton'."

by DoobieWan May 3, 2006

Fuck-Ton

A unit of measurement describing large quantities of matter (whether real or imaginary). Less than an ass-ton, but more than a shit-ton.

Dude, that's a fuck-ton of food! Are you going to eat all of that?

by pseudomine December 10, 2009

fuck ton

a little more than, or equal to, a ton of anything. However the ton is compressed into something no bigger than a 6 inch by 6 inch cube, throwing off the impression of being heavier than it is.

compressed anything.

i like stephanie a fuck ton.

theres a fuck ton of birds around here.

by Steve ace of lace June 27, 2006

Fuck Ton

37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.

That's a fuck ton of lasagna!

by ExLxF November 1, 2008