Man Thought

a sexual thought that runs through any person's head after someone says something remotely sexual.

Jami:i'm wearing a miniskirt
Jim: MAN THOUGHT!

by the rofldoctor September 27, 2009

bitch thought

Thoughts/feelings pertaining to an unfortunate situation, in which someone thinks badly of someone/something for inconveniencing them, instead of actively trying to problem solve.

My friend told me how he got mad when an old lady held him up at the store paying for her items in coins. I told him that was a bitch thought.

by Theredscribbler June 2, 2017

thought partner

A person you argue with on controversial issues without ripping each others heads off.

No one should live in an echo chamber, that's why we all need a thought partner to keep us from getting too politically polarized

by PhoenixOrange February 19, 2017

smack-thought

(n.)A phrase or a verbal insult to use against someone or something but never actually said to the person in context, occasionally used in anecdotes.

Guy1:So he told me to go to the office and i was like, no how about you go screw your mother you jackass.
Guy2:Wow, did you really say that?
Guy1:No it was just a smack-thought, but could you imagine?
Guy2.Lol

by Iamnottom Robinson January 12, 2009

Thought baby

A baby made of thoughts; it is the conclusion to a string of thoughts.

A: "Why are you just staring in to the air?"
B: "I was just having a thought baby"
A: "I see"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

Deep Thoughting

Overthinking a sexual encounter.

Feeling doubt or insecurity after the fact and replaying it in your head.

An emotional deep throat.

“I can’t stop deep thoughting that hookup I had with Alex, I feel like it was so awkward”

by Deepthoughtthings June 13, 2022

Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.

Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

automatic conscience subconscience reflex thoughts

by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013