Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)
Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
God
Well god damnit your right
God:
well because i couldnt think of anythin better
Jesus:
i think the name third platoon is a good name
God
Well god damnit your right
by Captian Long-dong June 23, 2009
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by ohshootdarnit August 18, 2019
(fif-thurd). Formerly known as "head ache". New term for the pounding sensation felt in the frontal lobe of a person's brain while dealing with the "banksters" at Fifth-Third.
I can't effin believe the banksters at Fifth-Third. They charge *3 TIMES* the going rate for POS devices that are subject to FAILURE by power brown out even when said p.o.s. devices are on a high quality surge protector. And then they refuse to warranty the devices even for one second. All that bailout money and yet they still go all usury on a guy for equipment costs. Wow, just dealing with the prix has given me a POUNDING Fifth Third.
by Vitamin-E March 26, 2011
The act of putting a deflated balloon into another person's anus and then inhaling and exhaling into it. The balloon will inflate and deflate, like a lung.
by AnusaurusRex April 29, 2015
by MDMI September 18, 2008
Rhyming slang for turd
by Hoges Hogan November 28, 2005