Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019

Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.

Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!

by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021

crazy ho thinkin

"crazy ho thinkin" is the often irrational or unexplainable behavior exhibited by escorts, strippers, and porn stars.

bitches phone got shut off when she spent all her money on "whatever"; now she can't turn a trick without her phone, that's some crazy ho thinkin'

by LustyMartin August 18, 2010

Thinking Party

A type of party in which many people come together and basically...think. It was created in 2007 during a TOK (Theory of Knowledge) Class, by Brad and Yogesh, when there was a misunderstanding of lip reading, which actually was supposed to say "Thinking Putty."

Hey dude, lets hold a huge THINKING PARTY, it will be sooo fun just thinking!!!!!!!

by Yogesh September 16, 2007

thinmint

way to describe a person. mint from far but far from thin

dude that girl is a thinmint

by mateo440 February 11, 2013

Thinking

Pissing

Just thinking bout children.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. September 27, 2021