Nikolas Wheeler

A person who jerks of to gay porn and licks used condoms

Typically drinks cum and smells like anal
Dad: Nikolas Wheeler, stop licking my condoms

Nikolas Wheeler: Please, dad I'm horny
by Dicklover569 October 19, 2017
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Haley Wheeler

The name I’ve unknowingly waited for my entire life.
Them: “If you could take any last name in the world, who would you take it from?”

Me: “Easy, either Wheeler will do.”

Haley Alise Wheeler is the only name I can see etched on my grave.

“That girl just pulled a Haley Wheeler”
by Haleymotherfuckingalise November 24, 2021
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The Dundalkian 4 wheeler

a man drops on all fours with a double sided dildo in his ass and his girlfriend scissors his from behind
Oh you'll never believe this I caught Dalton and Tammy doing The Dundalkian 4 Wheeler behind Jimmy's Seafood.
by Johnny Slim November 16, 2023
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Animal Wheeler

A person that is able to consume massive amounts of alcohol with the intent of getting completely intoxicated while randomly removing their shirt in the bar.
Wesley is a ture animal wheeler he was shirtless by 10:30 and still hasn't found out how he got home last night.
by AnimalWheel June 22, 2011
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keyboard wheeler

Someone who talks a big game about wheeling, on the internet, but never goes wheeling.
I want to go wheeling this weekend but all my keyboard wheeler fiends won’t show up.
by CF352 September 04, 2019
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wheeler gorge

Wheeler gorge in Ojai has some beefcake boys with their shirts off. Had some hot action.
by Topbear October 24, 2019
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