A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019
Get the Corporate Kermitmug. by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
Get the KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!mug. Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen
by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024
Get the President Kermitmug. The most handsome guy to ever walk this Earth, alpha male, picks up the hottest chicks everywhere he goes, he has big muscles ready to destroy whoever crosses his path
by kermithoo May 7, 2023
Get the Kermitmug. A loser who has no friends most likely a loser who games and eats dorrito dust. Also most definitely hispanic.
by babgaa October 13, 2020
Get the Robbit Goes Kermitmug. by wolfe4321234 April 9, 2010
Get the leap kermitmug. The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
Get the Kermit flapmug.