Cradle snatcher

Anyone with the name Amelia, especially bug

wow do you like children
Yes my names Amelia I am a cradle snatcher

by buggybug December 26, 2019

Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.

by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

Newton's Cradle

The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact

"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"

by bobrob1234 November 3, 2021

The Puaisy Cradle

noun 1. The act or body position of one individuals upper torso laying in between another persons lower frame in linkage. 2. Person #1 sleeping head first nearby or on top of Person #2's genital area as an anatomy pillow.

She asked me what my favorite sleeping position was. I told her "The Puaisy Cradle of course."

by MisterMom February 6, 2018

beetle cradle

When someone lays on you while wrapping your arms and legs around them

I beetle cradled my hoe last night

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019