Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.
by anonymous December 4, 2020
Get the Covid-19 mug.Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?
The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?
The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA
by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020
Get the COVID-19 mug.The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.
Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
Get the Covid-19 mug.yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:
TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER
TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER
by chickyemliybestmemeLOL😂🤣 July 26, 2021
Get the covid-19 mug.Jeffery: "Sorry, I cannot come to the party today. I got Covid-19."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
Greg: "You bitch, get your ass over here."
by Tender Chicken January 11, 2022
Get the Covid-19 mug.COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.
The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.
They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.
The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.
They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.
The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
by SimonX February 28, 2023
Get the COVID-19 mug.(1) Urban Dictionary
killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf
(2) Oxford Learner's Dictionary
(also Covid-19)
noun
BrE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
AmE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/ /ˌkoʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
a disease caused by a coronavirus that was first reported in 2019 and became a pandemic
Etymology: from the letters and numbers in ‘corona virus disease 2019’
killed so many people but hasn't been arrested yet wtf
(2) Oxford Learner's Dictionary
(also Covid-19)
noun
BrE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
AmE /ˌkəʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/ /ˌkoʊvɪd naɪnˈti n/
a disease caused by a coronavirus that was first reported in 2019 and became a pandemic
Etymology: from the letters and numbers in ‘corona virus disease 2019’
(1) I will infect you with the COVID-19
(2) Symptoms of Covid-19 can include fever, cough and shortness of breath.
(2) Symptoms of Covid-19 can include fever, cough and shortness of breath.
by DigitaleLexikographie September 29, 2022
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