prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.

Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.

by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014

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Franklin Yank

First discovered by renown homosexual, Benjamin Franklin. Predominantly used by 1800s homosexuals, involves the use of a kite, a lightning storm and a key to electrocute oneself while furiously masturbating while another man watches. Modern day can substitute a steel butt plug for the key. See also: “Thunder Tug”

Note: in the UK it is commonly referred to as a “Franklin Wank”

Before each show, Joe Rogan likes to blow off steam with a Franklin Yank.

“I can’t sleep without a quick Franklin”

by Thor_Hawk_Bear September 8, 2019

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Yorktown Yank

You tie a long piece of rope (preferably 40+ feet) to your penis and tie the other end to the collar of your dog. You then grab a bone, stick, ball etc, go out in to an open field and throw it as far as you can.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.

Cletus and I took old Misty out in the field and did the Yorktown yank the other day. My dick fell off.

by Meerkat79 March 29, 2017

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