Meaty-Treaty

A penis that is kissable, but not in a sexual way.

"Thou did gaze upon Francesco's meaty-treaty? I wouldst behold at t furth'r and with pride."

by Ghetto Maestro December 02, 2019

Meaty Clackers

Something you exclaim when you see someone make an extremely bold move. Indicating that he has a large set of testicles.

Matt has some very Meaty Clackers, he's playing fortnite on the school computer even though the teacher just got extremely angry at Logan for playing surviv.io.

by papi12308432 April 24, 2018

Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.

'that's one endangered meaty panda'

by rarasputin December 30, 2011

Meaty Beefy

A fat or swollen vagina

She has a serious meaty beefy.

by Angelo426 January 24, 2022

meaty explosion

When yo dick can't hold it in anymore and ya gotta nut

Tiffany: "he had such a meaty explosion Rachel!"

by FranShortForFrank January 24, 2016

meaty cakes

Hostess Twinkies manually filled with greasey pork sausage

The man ate far too many meaty cakes.

by Otis Cooper March 19, 2003