The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.
"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"
by F201 August 25, 2008
by nnguyen11490 October 18, 2003
Adjective - Used to describe an item or activity that has been overplayed ad infinitum. (Hans Gruber was a villian on the original Die Hard movie that had a certain flair for overdoing things).
by Imp1 January 10, 2014
1. A makeout session that does not involve any other sexual activity, usually takes place on the dance floor of an eating club.
2. A component of the make out party.
2. A component of the make out party.
-"I can't believe you hooked up with him.... slut"
--"Calm down, it was only a hans hookup"
-"Oh, that's different then.
--"Calm down, it was only a hans hookup"
-"Oh, that's different then.
by The Coalition for Concerned Hans Hookupees December 06, 2004
god of kickassedness
by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005
A smart Star Wars orientated euphemism for jerking the gherkin / the 5 knuckle shuffle / having a wank.
by Jacko33 May 31, 2007
the most youngest looking 20 year old in the world. he is infamous for his call lines such as 'yolo','sickunt', 'wet' and so on.
by isaac choi May 26, 2012