Future Echoes

Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.

Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!

Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...

by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012

Future Hubbies

Future hubbies is an unreleased show starring many young men going through stages of finding their homosexual identities. It is one of the most inclusive shows with many multicultural characters and LGBTQIA+ representation.

Hey, have you heard the next episode of Future Hubbies is coming out?
Yes, I can’t wait to watch it!

by Pushpie March 16, 2023

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

Future Intuition

The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.

Dude how did you know that your flush was going to hit?
I read Victor's book on future intuition.

by GrandHustler March 6, 2014

future boy

A term 1955 Doc Brown used when 1985 Marty McFly traveled 30 years back in time.

Doc: So tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan.
Doc: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?

by Tbc77 July 5, 2021

future genetix

We only sell hermaphrodite seeds, we lie about our paperwork , we photoshop our lab results , we even have skidz pretending to be vets

Future genetix plants all herm. Save your 20 bucks and get buck a seed from weedasec

by Dthefraudghey May 6, 2021