Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular
That man is flapjacked
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Russian FlapJack

Has to do with chloroform, a shovel and a horse hoof.... Be very scared
A fun Time In a Barn is a Russian FlapJack
by Krytus78 September 20, 2023
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Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...
Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross
by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018
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Bombay Flapjack

Crapping into someone's mouth
he says - "Hello Dear what would you like to eat today"
she says - "Hmmmm, think I'll have a bombay flapjack
He says - "open your mooth then you dorty hoo-er"
she says - "yum yum!"
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Flapjack

An insult. Used to say "loser" or "chach".
"Hey flapjack, get outta my way before I pound your face into the dumpster outback."
by Synjin the Skeleton May 1, 2017
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Flapjacks

A Memphis slang used for ''That's what your mom said!''

Coined by Famous singer Nick Black when he was a school boy.
''Man this sausage is huge'' Instead of saying ''That's what your mom said'' You would say... ''Flapjacks!''
by Willow5333 March 25, 2024
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Alaskan Flapjack

The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.
"Bro I just got an Alaskan Flapjack by Derek"
by pseupoo July 1, 2025
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