Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves residue of her makeup on a dick.

"Dat bitch had so much red lipstick she gave me a Bloody Eel"

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Eel charm

As charming as a 600 Volt electric eel.

Grinch has that eel charm, his smile is infectuous isn't it? Don't you want to reach out and touch him Homer?

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Eel charm

Charming as a 600 volt electric eel.

Polish guy at barbeque grill with eel charm- I'm single.

Female neighbor- That's a shocker.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Mentally eel

An imaginary fish

"i have a mentally eel friend"

by Soot LeCat April 1, 2022

Eel soup

An internet porn-video that shows a asian girl inserting a funnel in another girls ass. The first girl then puts several dozen 1 inch baby eels in the funnel and makes sure they all go into the others balloon knot worm hole. The funnel is then taken out and the 2nd girl starts farting the eels out of her ass. The first girl then eats and sucks on some of these eels that were that were fartened out by the girl 2.

people who watch eel soup videos should go to tartarus

by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

thames eels

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.

"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "

by PorkyPie April 10, 2024