Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

bucket of eels

multiple, thinly formed shit in a toilet bowl. Not quite diarrhea. Light in color.

I just shit a bucket of eels.

by nodrog April 27, 2014

wrestling your eel

Another way of saying Masturbating, wrestling your eel

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah

by Cokra April 19, 2016

peackock eel

A slippery bitch whos just as pretty as she is slimy

Bruh i bet kates a fucking peackock eel

by Ash The Warthog King August 20, 2020

Used Eels

A used eel is any kind of eel used in any kind of way that must be discarded later

Mg: I shove eels in my ass
Lucifer: thats one way to use them
Mg: used eels

by Kyriptix June 21, 2022

Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves marks and residue of her makeup on a dick

Dat bitch got so much red lipstick on she gave me a Bloody Eel

by anonymous December 7, 2021

A bloody eel

A booger that you can’t get out and when you finally do your nose is a waterfall of blood

I just had a bloody eel give me a minute

by Omgimkindaflattered March 13, 2020