Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

loklan barber

loklan is a nerd

“loklan barber is such a nerd”

by akanddbddisjdisksosiahabdhdjdi November 22, 2021

Barber’s Lollipop

an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce

I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night

by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020

Emily rose barber

Best person in the whole wide world, she is so hot that nobody can even contain the level of hotness, every time she looks at anyone they melt instantly, she is so funny and smart and she is dating Dylan o brien. So her new name is Emily o brien

Ooh it’s Dylan’s wife, Emily rose barber

by Hotemmy September 13, 2020

isabelle barber

an absolute nob. maybe wash ur fanny. and pls stop saying ur preggers, lol u got chlamydia

“oh my god kyle, it’s isabelle barber”
“oh she’s well fishy ain’t she dave”

by ursecretadmirerxoxox April 23, 2020

Barber

SoMeThInG yOu NeEd NoW

WoW yOu ReAlLy NeED tO cOnSuLt WiTh YoUr BaRbEr

by THELIFEADISER February 20, 2020

Barber's Chair

She is as common as a barber's chair, in which a whole parish can sit to be be trimmed; said of a prostitute.

Time for me to go to the barber's chair it's been awhile, I might as well pay for it

by DJGrimm February 28, 2020