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thai beads

charlotte shoves thai beads up her arse for pleasure
by anon anon anon September 27, 2006
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spicy Thai surprise

when a oriental woman shoves her finger in her anus then removes it, and inserts it in the slit of your penus, thus creating a burning sensation.
Wow, that girl gave me one hell of a spicy Thai surprise last night.!
by dome_dog3321 June 29, 2009
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Thai Roulette

An adaptation of Russian Roulette, designed to be safer and much more fun.

Requirements:

5 willing ladies.

1 Lady-boy (It's important that the lady-boy looks just as attractive as the 5 ladies to the uninformed observer).

2, 3 or 6 heterosexual male players (if using a different number of players, adjust the required number of ladies accordingly).

Any number of "non-players" to round up the necessary lady-boy and ladies; the players must not be told which one the lady-boy is.

Rules:

After a non-player has arranged the assortment of "ladies" in a random order, player 1 must walk up to one and perform or receive a sexual act (the act must be pre-aranged and performed by all players. It is up to the players to decide the act), followed by player 2 and so forth. Once a "lady" has been chosen by a player, they stand next to the player for the remainder of the game and are unable to be chosen by another player. After all the "ladies" have been paired up with players they start to remove their pants until the lady-boy is revealed. The player who chose the lady-boy must be ridiculed by his fellow players at every opportunity from then on for the rest of his life. Bonus points are awarded for presenting video evidence to the unlucky player's girlfriend/wife/mother/work colleagues etc.
Steve: "How was Thailand?"
Jim: "Great! Played Thai Roulette. Wanna see the video?"
Steve: "Yeah!"
Dave: "Nooooooooo!"
by Jim1984 December 19, 2006
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tapita de dulce

a usually mexicana woman who is short and fat and wobbles when she walks.
oye vato your moms a tapita de dulce.
by Ticitito November 10, 2007
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thai curious

adjective describing one as interested in expierementing with thai food, women, ect.
A: Darth Vader just had 11d7 thai-fighters built
B: I think he's become a little too thai curious
by porpoisepal January 23, 2009
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Thai boyfriend

A trans woman's dilator, used for post-surgical maintenance.
Tomorrow; I'm spending some quality time with my Thai boyfriend.
by Antipodean Anarchist March 9, 2011
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thai love links

A stupid ad that's hiding itself from all parts of it's own country by advertising illegail Thai immigrants on the internet and disguising it as a website to get a Thai wife from.
Ad: Find your Thai love beauty today!

Sad person: OMFg!!1111one i wuld lyek dat pls0!!111 thai love links are ftw!11one!
by Thailover May 9, 2010
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