Disarming White Woman Tears

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

by c. jarelle October 16, 2008

tearjerker

A movie that is often intended for women that had a sad, emotional ending.

Terms of Endearment was a tearjerker, because of that funeral at the end.

by Eric Hartman July 12, 2003

men tears

basically a short term for semen.

i really like to drink men tears to fuel my hate for men.

by succwolf919Xx February 10, 2017

Man tears

An ejaculation coming out of a penis.

She was thirsty, so i gave her a shot of my man tears

by The One Eyed Monster December 20, 2010

Tear a spare

A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment

Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.

OR:

Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.

After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?

by Zoboomafoobar March 15, 2008

Slut Tears

slut tears are what is running down your girls face after you give her a "facial"(cum on her face)

last night when we finished fucking, i put slut tears all over Cindi's face.

by fuckthathotass69 May 6, 2018

oily gin tears

The soul consuming depression that crushes you from within when the hangover, that you thought you had avoided, ignites an emotional cess pit between in your brain.
Usually on a Sunday evening after you've satisfied your urges for cheese and sex, and when you realize you have to go to work tomorrow and spend the day staring at a screen and dealing with absolute cunts.
Appropriately used to describe any booze induced depression, but most correctly used after a night on the gin. The high level of oil will render your dehydrated tears powerful enough to lubricate an engine.
Often used to sustain those who are currently on a real peak, while you wallow alone in the darkness of your mind.

Charlie: "Please, help.... me...."
Barry: "Oily gin tears?"
Charlie: "Just kill me now..."

Ali: "He's been smuckdown with the oily gin tears."
Barry: "I don't give a fuck, his oily gin tears sustain me."

"As oily gin tears tumbled down his harrowed face, the black ink in his brain began to boil."

by heffer2k02 January 11, 2009