Techno logic 

1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has

Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!

Techno logic by Urbanned December 6, 2015

Techno day 

The day technoblade passed may he be remembered forever as technoblade never dies.

Person one: did you know its the 30th of June.
Person two: yeah, any plans.
Person one: duh it’s techno day.
Person two: how could I have Forgotten that he was my hero.
Person one: mine too.

Techno day by Stevetheboss07 July 1, 2022

Techno Tooth 

When someone has a GOOD TASTE in Techno or House Music.

Guy 1: Dude listen to this song.
*puts in Dada Life, Benny Benassi, Tiesto or Swedish House Mafia*
Guy 2: Dude i never knew you had such good taste in techno music.
Guy 1: Please I was born with a techno tooth

Techno Tooth by Nas99 February 21, 2011

Techno Burn 

The ear ringing and temporary deafness after clubbing or going to a concert

"Man I can barely hear you from the techno burn"

"Yeah we shouldn't have danced so close to the subs"

Techno Burn by brenan2000 January 6, 2012

techno dan 

Some guy that stays up all night downloading techno music so that when he wakes up the next day he can ride around in his car so he can play his newly burned techno cd.

Dude techno dan just drove by with his hot beats!

techno dan by Corey Wagner April 12, 2005

Techno Boy 

A male with a strong affinity for technology and it's operation. They are typically called upon by others in 'technological' emergencies as informal I.T. advisors. (E.g. when someone can't navigate their way through their iPod menu's, is struggling to upload something, or is crashing their Windows-based machine for the umpteenth time for no apparent good reason). The technoboy may well have a variety of gadgets and machines at his disposal, but mainly it is his knowledge of how machines function and how to fix them when they crash or go wrong that results in the use of 'technoboy'.

Female X is desperate to complete her essay but her machine keeps crashing. She calls upon techno boy to help out. Otherwise she would probably not go near him.

Techno Boy by technoboy May 7, 2009

techno-narcissist 

One who obsessively tweets, FB updates, blogs, posts video of himself all in the name of shameless self-promotion (generally without actually having a skill or talent to promote)

Mark can't stop publicizing the minutiae of his life- in the twelve status updates he posts daily, his twenty a day tweeting habit, his obsession with posting vids of himself on Youtube doing nothing.

"Mark had pizza for lunch today."

"Mark is on an escalator".

"Mark is in a parking lot." No one cares Mark. Stop being such a techno-narcissist.

techno-narcissist by Andri819 November 5, 2009