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Teabag

The art of dipping ones testicles into another persons mouth, much like dipping a teabag into a cup. This act often occurs either in foreplay, or when playing a prank on a passed out friend at a party.
"How about you just your mouth or i'll teabag you when you fall asleep"
by Gav800 September 23, 2005
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Teabagger

A douche who whines about govt spending after his party went on a spending rampage with bankrupt policies and morals, a party that started a war for no reason and who spends money only to protect the rich.
Crazy teabaggers who make less than 50K are getting bent over desks and screwed by Republican millionaires but then they whine about how the Democrats are hurting them.
by hulamonkey April 19, 2009
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teabagger

someone that rubs their crouch in someone else's face , they can have underpants on, but most of the time there are no underpants.
"Hey! IF I have to tell you one more time, no teabagging tonight, you teabagger!"
by urmombix August 19, 2003
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teabagger

A douche who thinks he can impact the political discourse by waving a gun and holding up a bunch of racist, illegible signage.

Alternately, someone who puts his balls in another dude's mouth.
I just got teabagged on the steps of the Ohio Statehouse.

Teabagger's got some sweaty balls.
by msLaLa November 22, 2010
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teabag

to slap a penis, testicle or both onto a sleeping friends face without waking them. this is an art, which takes a long time to master correctly.

this can result in hillarity for the waken group

or

a very gay moment for the teabagee if they open their mouth trying to encompass both penis and testicle.

or both.
OMG David just teabagged ryan!
by Chode-inator August 9, 2010
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teabagger

1. Real Lamer, loser, idiot.
2. Watcher of FOX news (this definition may be redundant).
I guess I am a teabagger. I wanted to protest taxes, but just wound up with Dick Armey's balls in my mouth.
by roger the doger April 19, 2009
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rational teabagger

One who actually knows the issues at a tea party protest, rather than just calling Obama a socialist, a fascist, or a Nazi.

Many argue that such a person does not exist, thus it is widely accepted as an oxymoron.

Also see teabagger.
Rational Teabagger: I disagree with Obama because of his economy policy and his policy on the war in Afghanistan.

Liberal Dude: Thanks for not calling him a Nazi!
by YorkU December 15, 2010
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