tardo

n: a back woods, slack jawed, hill billy, mouth breather... who makes frequent brake checks at his wifes request.

"Man... that hill billy tardo just SLAMMED on his brakes... for no apearant reason.

by priceless mustache April 30, 2008

Tardonaut

Someone spectacularly retarded. As astronauts are the best of the best, selected for their excellence, taronauts are the peak of idiocy, stupid beyond the reaches of mere retardation.

She was an utter tardonaut, calling the comedian rascist - despite the entire joke being about avoiding sounding rascist.

by Redditor December 15, 2008

Tarkover

Tarkover is a sexual position, usually involving two or more individuals of the same sex, in which one of them gets stuck while other people 'shift' in them, usually with relationships that involve oral and anal at the same time.

''Bro we should get the tarkovers and do a party!"
''Heya any Tarkovers ready for a raid?''

by Grullz, The Muller March 3, 2021

tarhoop

Anal sphincter, recently used and poorly wiped. See ringpiece.

Someone's pissing you off, so much that "kiss my ass" just won't suffice, you can kindly request that they "Lick my tarhoop" - it's just that much more vile.

by tlm. November 29, 2005

Tardonaut

One who explores the unconquered frontier of idiocy.

Lucy was such a tardonaut when she told the comedian he was a racist right after he made several jokes about how racists suck.

by saint gulik December 15, 2008

tardo

The Chinese translation for "retard"

Shut up, tardo, I wasn't asking you

I wasn't talking to you, tardo

by ShaggyIguana July 3, 2020

taesome

a tiktoker who makes amazing videos.
has a ton of fans
loved.

@taesome

by kimsunoosfav July 15, 2022