meat and taters

The male genetalia.

His shorts were so short that I could see his meat and taters.

by That's what she said! August 19, 2008

taters

A word originating from the Rowe dialect of Slidell. Definition unknown, but usually said at random at almost any time.

taters!!!!

by R-U-CAN March 4, 2009

josh your taters

To fondle someone's testicles, in a sexual setting.

"Wow, kissing is great, but could we maybe take it a step further?"
"Sure! Want me to josh your taters?"
"That sounds great, I'll whip them out!"

by Mac De Mario September 9, 2020

Dong Taper

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.

Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...

by DarkSock September 7, 2007

Tappers

The act of sitting on the torso of a supine victim and repeatedly tapping his sternum with the forefinger and ring finger, usually continued until the victim says "uncle," or equivalent term of surrender.

Butch gave Poindexter some pretty bad tappers until he handed over his lunch money.

by lowerclassetymologist May 4, 2010

Gravy on them taters!

When a man cums on a chick's tits. (mostly the nips!)

Oh wow! that is a lot of "Gravy on them taters!"

by Gravy on them taters! August 6, 2010

mashed taters

a phrase for "cool" or "nice". also used to describe snow conditions.

"yo im fuckin mike's girl, man"

"thats mashed taters!"

by jo February 5, 2003