TaperSpider is a term to describe a friend. Essentially, it means they are like a Golden Retriever. They genuinely know how to make people happy and are a joy to be around. Sometimes they shit on the carpet though so thats annoying.
Dude why the hell did you shit on the carpet?
I told you man! I'm a TaperSpider, you should expect this!
Use the fucking bathroom!
I told you man! I'm a TaperSpider, you should expect this!
Use the fucking bathroom!
by MrBlueSky March 27, 2022
Get the TaperSpidermug.