Pfaffy Taffy

Pfaffy Taffy was the name given to replace the name of Wilber in an off Broadway rendition of Charlotte's Web in Crystal Lake IL in 2006

I thought the actor playing Pfaffy Taffy could have projected his voice better

by James Earl Moanz November 15, 2010

laffy taffy

Your pinky finger - word is enhanced by moving your finger up and down as though it is dancing

In the song when it says "Shake your laffy taffy" you have to move your finger up and down to the rhythm.

by cateye January 11, 2006

taffy pull

After recieving a wordsnowball/word, spitting the semen into her vagina.

Martha snowballed me, so I gave her the ol' Taffy Pull.

by Jargon July 6, 2003

taffy

Philadelphia slang for lollipop, especially the small ones that may be found at a bank. "Taffy" can refer to any smaller lollipop, including Dum-Dums, Tootsie Pops, Blow Pops, etc. Only the larger swirly ones are referred to as a lollipop.

Not to be confused with Saltwater Taffy that is found at many candy stores as well as down the shore.

Example 1: One of the neighbors gave me a taffy when I went trick-or-treating.

Example 2: They were out of taffies at the bank, and I really wanted one.

Example 3: This taffy tastes like bubblegum!

by Lord Chocolate June 18, 2017

wooty taffy

taffy that is amazing and wonderful, and you're forced to woot at it's greatness. so woot, damnit!

i ate some amazing wooty taffy yesterday! it was like orgasm in my mouth.

by dr. evil kitty January 21, 2008

tarff

The substance where smeg, dirt, semen and a viral infection mix together. It takes human form and hangs around the RJ forums.

Don't go near that Tarff or you'll get infected!

by DG February 19, 2005

laffy taffy

The laffy taffy is the ass fat that keeps jiggling after a girl stops walking.

Damn. Check out that girl's laffy taffy!

by tarhizzle October 2, 2006