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Shitfecta

When three really shitty things happen in a short amount of time.
Ian: "I blew up the shitter twice."
Pumpkin: "Dude I blew up the shitter before work, the dog shit in his crate, now I'm shitting again. Holy shit, it's the shitfecta."
by SideDumper September 7, 2019
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Shitfucked

When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck
“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”
by Gasstationpussy November 19, 2021
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shitfetti

When you blow ass in a toilet and the porcelain above the water line looks like it is covered in brown confetti.
Cousin Courtney B came over after she had Taco Bell. She left shitfetti all over the toilet bowl. Had to use two pairs of Rubbermaid Gloves to clean that smashed mess up
by That_meat_guy April 22, 2023
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bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.
After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.
by The Nose knows March 8, 2014
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totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk
Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.
by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014
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Southside shitfaced

When southern people fucka womens mouth then poop in it
by Urbanstreets653 July 31, 2016
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shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do
Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours
by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011
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