swuckerton

Someone who gets zero bitches

Chad: How about you stop bring a swuckerton and go get some bitches?

by obamalastname January 29, 2022

Shocker

I word used sarcastically by Helene a lot.

Landon: Wait, he got first?!
Helene: Ya, a real shocker.

by Fuel483slow October 5, 2022

electro-shocker

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.

Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."

by The Greek Nut March 15, 2011

Reverese Shocker

When your with a girl and your fingering her butthole and her vagina at then same time then pull your fingers out of her vagina then turn your hand for a little suprise.

I gave the biggest suprise to my wife tonight when i did the "Reverese Shocker".

by Mr.Big B low July 11, 2011

high-socker

One who feels the urge to wear socks that proceed above the ankle and rest around the shins. Both nerds and popular people may be high-sockers. While it is very hard to do so, a few fortunate people actually manage to pull off the look and come across as sophisticated individuals.

Did you see Joseph? He had his socks hiked all the way up to his shins!

Man. He must think he's a high-socker or something.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

jewel shocker

Nibbling on testicles with teeth causing unexpected pain kinda like a puppy bites their owners hand

those damn frat fuckers were nawing at my testicles calling it jewel shocker treatment

by Kittiesandchoppas December 30, 2014

Sheep Shocker

The Sheep Shocker is when you're engaged in vaginal sex and as you're about to ejaculate you shock her in the butthole with a taser causing her to shout "baaaa".

I gave Jasmine the sheep shocker last night and she yelled "baaa" so loud it woke up the neighbors.

by wwex June 9, 2014