sneaky swap 

Sliding naked into your flat mate's bed when his or her partner is already there and waiting for your flat mate to return, then preceding to snog them. Lastly, post coitus, you must shout, "Oi gov thanks for givin me the ol sneaky swap!"

"I was about to get it in with this hot chick but after sex, I realized my roomie got me with a damn sneaky swap."

sneaky swap by Tankkard December 25, 2013

Status-Swap 

You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap: You post something like "Just got a promotion at work, woo hoo!" and then after a bunch of people comment "Awesome! Congrats!!", you utilize the EDIT feature on Facebook to change your status to "My wife just told me she wants a divorce...FML!!"

Status-Swap by Tall Tom B. March 17, 2014

dirty swap

A sexual act that involve 1 woman and 2 men. That once the 1st man finishes and is pulling out the other is going in to prevent from a wiener-less vagina. In a proper dirty swap there will be approx. 45 seconds of double stuff action before back to normal.

Joe: Hey Ralph, did you hear what Jonathan and Brandon did to Precious?
Ralph:No, Whats that?
Joe: They did the dirty swap on her.
Ralph:So they touched cocks...kinda homo

dirty swap by SocalSmith1 March 11, 2015

Three Quarter Swap 

In Swinging, the Three Quarters Swap is sex between two couples, where one woman may only have sex with her husband or the other female, but not the other male. So a man can have sex with his wife and the other woman, the other woman and the other male, or the other woman, but his wife may not have sex with the other male.

Hey baby, we're going swinging tonight, but we're only going to do a Three Quarter Swap. I don't want you messing around with any guys besides me!

Three Quarter Swap by Tony "Tone" Booyah April 18, 2011

Toe Suckle Swap 

The sexual act similar to a 69, except instead you suck your partners toes

Guy:"Hey Girl suck my toes"
Girl:"Only if you return the favor"
Guy:"For sure let's toe suckle swap"

Toe Suckle Swap by pseudonym78901 February 15, 2018

Dakota cum swap 

When fucking a woman cum inside, then suck out your own semen only to kiss her and put it in her mouth so she can swallow it

Sara was so horny last night I gave her the Dakota cum swap!

Dakota cum swap by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021

chicago sausage swap 

The act of one man shitting in another man's ass. Then shitting that shit on the first man's chest.

Yeah man I could eat. I got nothing left in me since I chicago sausage swapped Sean.

chicago sausage swap by Spellmaz January 24, 2023