cock straddler

1)One who only has sex on top.
2)Another way of calling someone a homosexual

person 1)That kid is always on my nerves.
person 2)Yeah you can really tell he's going to grow up to be a cock straddler.

by Steven and the full effect November 12, 2007

30 strander

The ultimate cum bath.

The physical boundary of semen under which any one man can ejaculate in one sitting (or standing).

"Yo yo yo..... Last night I blew a 30 strander all over that bitch."

"I soaked her as if she was standing under Niagara Falls."

by Johnny me boy January 7, 2009

Stranded Isles

A Miracle Music & Tally Hall Discord server, often told to be superior to An Abject Hackneyed Game.

The Stranded Isles Mod Team includes Eden, Bug & Nes. They are all very epic & cool.

Person 1: Did you hear? Eden is reading the Bee Movie script tonight in Stranded Isles!

Person 2: Fun!

by ebtoast June 10, 2021

prima strada

A girl or guy with a nice voluptuous bottom. Slang "A nice piece of ass."

That chick is serious prima strada.

by Avigail1992 November 7, 2017

new era strand

the same old strand from norwich, just now they are called 'new era' and so can spray 'NES' all over town like little cunts

'we actually got the balls to punch someone in the face the other day. let's make a gang called the new era strand'

by stephenjolly January 4, 2008

straddle

Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.

"You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle."

by I don't care January 20, 2006

Straddle

To beat the shit out of someone so hard that their limbs bend in weird angles

OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LET ME STRADDLE HIM RIGHT NOW

by userhandlegoeshere October 10, 2022