sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

strainging

to attempt to figure out with no success;

she was strainging

by laceyxbitvh January 20, 2009

Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

stradigity

Noun. Thoughtful method of attack and/or formation of a plan to fulfill a goal.

Our stradigity was an awesome method of obtaining our goal.

by Atsprite January 5, 2014

stanningjuliannie

A bad bitch that doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks. She is also a fan page for Annie LeBlanc Although her account keeps getting deleted by Instagram she still comes back.
She never gives up. And just says straight facts.

stanningjuliannie is so beautiful. She is so dedicated.

by Asher Angel October 12, 2019

shrading

it means when you shrade all over the place

"It's shrading time" he said as he shraded all over the place

by itsnotshradingime December 1, 2022

e-straining order

Unfriending someone for stalking you on facebook. Play off the term "restraining order"

"Troyer wouldn't stop posting on my comments so I took out an e-straining order on him"

by pakizzle May 23, 2010