Stool

Another word for sperm or to ejaculate.

I have lots of stool.
Oh yeah, I am stooling everywhere.
I stooled in her mouth.

by mikey64_1508 July 4, 2011

the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003

Bar stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008

kentucky ding stool

a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.

Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night

Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 14, 2008

Stoops McGoops

Something that is incredibly stupid.

Steve: Man, all of our friends said they can't come over tonight to hang out.
Emily: Really? That's Stoops McGoops!

Liz: Crap!
Daryn: What?
Liz: I failed my test--I'm Stoops McGoops!
Daryn: It's ok, we already knew that.

by wimby May 1, 2010

Stool Runnings

The act of comical running one partakes in whilst they need to deficate desperately. An adaption of the film 'Cool Runnings'

"Wow that was fast!"

"That's the worst case of Stool Runnings I've ever seen!"

by Campbell (2008) March 4, 2008

Upside down stool party

A party, with one stool, with three or more legs (eg, a bar stool) where any number of people are invited to either watch or participate in the 'stool dance' where the participants move down and up on the stool legs (sometimes while clapping) until 'completion' (using the anus or vagina).

After 'completion' it is customary to move on to the next leg, or give someone else a go, but often, all but 4 (or 3) people only go to watch.

Last night, john went to the upside stool party, he said there were over a hundred people there, but only 4 came.

I've been invited to an upside down stool party, I'd better lube up!

by chodapunch March 29, 2011