Secret Northerner who is generally attracted to guys named Louis Allison. Tends to skive lectures and day to day necessities such as showering. Cannot sustain a conversation without screeching, usually gibberish. Repulsed by powerpoint obsessing boys but deep down is good hearted.
by bcfc12345 February 25, 2019
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Get the Braden Stock mug.Very attractive women well into their prime whose never married and never had kids.
Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
Smart women realise that marriage is an outdated institution that benefits men.
How often do you think an attractive woman who’s in their sexual prime, single, and is still rockin her stock box going to cross your path?
“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”
Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks
Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
“Oh I’ll service your stock box anytime”
Jorn been waiting for her his whole life so far… Jorn asks
Mrs Bombliss…
“What! No kids, never married? Your box is all stock!”
by DIRTNAPP March 18, 2023
Get the stock box mug.A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.
xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020
Get the Stock iron mug.Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick
by Samy roberts August 22, 2011
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Get the Stocking Stuffer mug.Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.
Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?
Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account
Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account
by Wumbocumbo January 22, 2021
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