Pop a stiffy

When you have a sudden increase in blood flow to the penis from sexually arousing scenarios which causes the penis to puncture a hole through the article of clothing in which the stiffy is concealed.

Pop a stiffy mate.

by Chode Buster May 21, 2011

Stiffy

A slang word for erection or hard-on. As an erection is the 'stiffing' of the penis, a 'stiffy' is an understandable slang word. Normally used by children first discovering sexual things.

Ethan and I were discussing sex and he got a stiffy from thinking about it.

by Athena12 March 26, 2009

stiffy lube

the k mart brand of kY jelly for your dick OR COCK

i need you to run over to k mart and get me some more stiffy lube

by rob n john January 17, 2009

stiffnicity

Rating of stiffness of a man's penis after a night of drinking

James and A-shia got home from a night out at the bar, but James' stiffnicity wasn't high enough to fuck.

by Firebums April 11, 2015

Sticy

Sticy- \ˈstī-sē\ pronounced like the spicy.

Adj.
Looks great, perfect, on point, clean. Can be used to describe a person, place or thing that many people would agree to be positive. Can also be used to describe a mood. (References- see. On Fleek)

"Daaaaamn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans. Sticy man! Sticy"

So Jennifer and I talked all night long. She told me everything about herself. She's a nurse, straight gorgeous, chill and also out going. She's so sticy. I think im in love.

by G nasty 10 May 13, 2016

Stifler

The best guy in the american pie series.
Hates paul finch cos he fukd his mum. People things his mums a MILF (mutha id like 2 fuk.
also see Finch

Finch "Was that who i thing it was"
Stifler " Eat shit shit break"

by goats anon January 17, 2004

Stiff sock

A sock that has been used for masturbation; Often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, "a party crasher". It is similar to the phrases "Wet Blanket", "Stick in the mud", Etc.

1. Stop being such a stiff sock, and come on!

2. That guy is totally a stiff sock.

by Homicidal Artist July 5, 2007