The stinch is the lowest form of existence. There can only be one stinch in the universe. The Stinch can reach the age of 40 and still have problems crapping thier pants. The stinch can still be annoying from a dstance of 2 miles. Once one has seen the stinch he/she has gained a new meaning to the words "filthy, nasty, stanky, disgusting, and annoying.
by Turdmoe May 19, 2005
Get the stinch mug.Children of your new wife; complete drains on your patience and bank account. Good at practicing mind control, especially when they want something from you (money, car repairs, etc). AKA The bitches from hell.
Dave: Hey Mike, we still going to the Dbacks game?
Mike: Fuck no! The stepchildren have convinced their mom they need new clothes!
Mike: Fuck no! The stepchildren have convinced their mom they need new clothes!
by thegivers November 10, 2009
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by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004
Get the Beaten like a red haired stepchild mug.verb. (1) (a) To maintain high expectations combined with sharp criticism with the intent to advance the performance of another; esp. To combine harsh assessment and feedback in an academic environment to promote learning. (b) To zero out. (2) To get good.
noun. (1) One who steches. (2) An individual of high standards who applies the same to his surroundings.
noun. (1) One who steches. (2) An individual of high standards who applies the same to his surroundings.
When the professor couldn't open the assignment his student submitted because it was in a *.eps format, he steched the work with a zero and left the comment, "Next time use an industry standard document type that I can read."
Teacher 1: Did you see that sweet mechanism that student made? I've never seen a wheelchair move so effortlessly.
Teacher 2: Yeah, but that clown used 304 Stainless instead of 316. So I sided with my inner Stech and gave him a C.
Teacher 1: Did you see that sweet mechanism that student made? I've never seen a wheelchair move so effortlessly.
Teacher 2: Yeah, but that clown used 304 Stainless instead of 316. So I sided with my inner Stech and gave him a C.
by GotGood January 5, 2012
Get the stech mug.Possible source: the story of King David's lineage. According to midrash (exegetical works on the Bible), his father Jesse separated from his mother due to concern about his own Jewish lineage with the intent not to procreate with her any longer. He planned to have more children with a non-Jewish maidservant who instead conspired with his wife to allow her to be with him one more time. She conceived and when it became apparent that she was pregnant the family wanted to ostracize her for her suspected infidelity. Her youngest son David (who is described in the Bible as being of ruddy complexion and having red hair) was shunned by the rest of Jesse's children - they wouldn't allow him to eat at the family table, and purposely assigned him to the role of shepherd in the hopes that he'd be devoured by wild animals. It wasn't until the prophet Samuel anointed him as the successor to Saul as King of Israel that doubts of his lineage were laid to rest.
Stepchild can be seen as a euphemism for bastard.
Stepchild can be seen as a euphemism for bastard.
by RoninerHasid June 7, 2016
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“Look at that trashy hoe. Her outfit is stonch.”
“Your mom is stonch.”
“Look at that trashy hoe. Her outfit is stonch.”
“Your mom is stonch.”
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