seafood platter

a nasty non cleanly woman, smells of tuna and is likely to give you crabs

damn that club last night was just crawling with seafood platter

by ebanddanielle January 2, 2008

Speaf

A combination between a spoon and a leaf

Person: I made a speaf In craft today :D
Person2:*Stareeeee* Meff

by Ika_The_Meff May 3, 2010

BZPower Staff

A bunch of completely homosexual wankers who spend their day trolling small children and licking out their mothers. The also have problems with authority, and must do whatever they are told to do.

They suck on the manly dick of MANDREW twice daily.

Where's my Freedom Of Speech gone? Oh, it's over there with Hitler, Stalin and the BZPower staff.

by TheBlackMask May 8, 2011

Smeaff

To grab a cat by the tail and beat it against a wall over and over again until your anger is relieved, or the cat is unconcious.

He smeaffed the cat.

by dan vegas March 11, 2004

staffhood

Naming, describing, or relating to the county of Stafford, Virginia. Staffhood is the personification of the crunkness of the residents of Stafford, Virginia.

Staffhood has the two closest 7-11 stores in the world, the most gangsta record to hold.

by Richard "Rick" James September 5, 2008

Bo Staff

1. Weapon used by Slade and Robin in the animated Teen Titans

2. Small cylindrical device that extends into a fairly long metal rod

3. Nickname for a man's penis, reason being that it 'extends' and 'retracts'.

1. Oh my god, did you see Slade and Robin whacking each other with their bo staffs?!

2. I beat the crap outta that crazy ass mofo with my handy dandy bo staff!

3. Guy 1- Dude, last night I whipped out my bo staff and used it on my girlfriend!

Guy 2- niice!

by TTRaven4Ever April 11, 2010

sneaf

A deaf sense of smell. Lacking the ability to smell odors.

His shit really stank, but having a cold made me sneaf.

by neil November 1, 2004