STD hunting

When people are as promiscuous as possible, and sleep around. When they have slept with so many people, they're just asking for an STD.

That Joe, even after college, is still out partying and STD hunting.

by STDhunt August 20, 2009

STD farm

A name for a person who sleeps around unprotected and is said to have STDs growing on their genitals

Can also just be a derogatory term for someone who sleeps around eg whore

She is such an STD farm

I wouldn't go near that STD farm

by Havster May 2, 2006

STD ratio

A STD ratio is a simple acronym for Slut to Dude ratio. This helps when going into a bar and seeing if it is worthy of your patronage. A high STD ratio would mean there are more sluts than dudes, while a low STD ratio would mean the reverse.

Hey bro, I was just in Waterman's and the STD ratio was at least 3:1. I was super stoked. Lets do some G.

by zeroisgod March 14, 2011

STD (Stop the Drama)

Its when you just get so tired of your friend or family memember's whinning or constantant complaining that you wish you were temporarily deaf or wish you could slap the living crap out of the other person so yell out STD (Stop the Drama!!!!!!)

This term was recently seen on a episode of Jersey Shore when Snookie aka Snickers gets arrested for DUI and cries in Italy and Vinny yells out "STD: STOP THE DRAMA!"

Sunny: (crying hysterically) why won't you call me Vladamir, I love you so much, all I'm asking is for you to call me every day.....

Vladamir: holy cow woman STD (STOP THE DRAMA) .....

So Vladamir hangs up......Dial Tone is the next sound that is heard by Sunny!

by Zio Carmine aka Don Gesu September 15, 2011

std triangle

When every one in a threesome has some type of STD

Yo, you down to have an STD triangle

by Goldnooboober January 31, 2018

std vending machine

someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks

diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick

by b pham September 16, 2008

STD chain

People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.

BOB: Jane is such a fox!

JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.

BOB: What?

JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.

BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009