Status Delay 

Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.

After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.

Status Delay by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010

status trap 

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.

when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.

status trap by loopus November 8, 2010

status window 

the optimal time to post something really good on facebook, when you know the most people will see it as well as comment on it.

I only got 2 comments, I think I missed to "status window".

status window by jblonde December 2, 2010

status orgy 

when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.

although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.

example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy

example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"

status orgy by WLPS April 9, 2011

status riding 

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

status riding by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

status pirate 

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

status pirate by aalh July 28, 2011

status ninja 

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

status ninja by mangyoldog January 10, 2013