pronto statis

a. to do something in a fast or quick manner. b. to hurry up.

"I need you to do 30 copies of this article, pronto statis"

by Teresa Mejia December 29, 2007

flame_static

knife aka black loser gets no bread

Example: flame_static gay

by Feelep April 23, 2019

familial statism

A form of tyranny that involves accepting power over one’s life from any family member. A familial statist can either be the older relative who controls their children at an unreasonable level, clips their wings, and stunts their growth for selfish purposes... or the younger relative who refuses to grow up and get their life in order on their own merits. You could sponge off any one of your relatives, or vice versa — be an enabler, and be considered a familial statist.

Andrew is a bootlicking familial statist. He really needs to stop living off his mommy, get out of the basement, and into the world. Get a job Andrew, familial statism is a passive disease and you need to buck up a bit.

by Spike McCartney October 19, 2019

Greek statistics

Statistics who are completely inaccurate or obviously misleading

Who made this weekly report work hours look like Greek statistics

by Vengeance_mark December 21, 2020

Super-Statist

A Super-Statist is a derogatory name for any individual that claims to be a Centrist. Super-Statists like to think they draw outside of the box while still being stuck within the confines of the box that has been provided for them. Super-Statists believe they are intellectually superior to those for whom sides they pick and choose from but appear intellectually inferior to those who are on the outside looking in. Super-Statists generally lean towards one political platform more than another but claim they don’t identify with either political platform even though they agree with certain things within the political system from each side.

“That Tim guy really is a Super-Statist.” “Right? He belittles those on opposing sides but adopts their ideas as he sees fit. What a Super-Statist.”

by VegiNugget August 23, 2022

Deep-statist

When someone gets so deep in deep-state monkey business, that it is no longer possible to tell if they are a state actor or not. Even for the agencies that may or may not be employing him.

Did you see Ron got indicted by the DOJ yesterday?

Yeah man, he's full blown deep-statist.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023

Add one to the statistic

This phrase could mean one of two ways:

1. Adding one to the number of suicides in general.

2. Adding to on the number of murders in general.

You may have to be smart to understand this joke.

1. You look depressed. You look like you're about to add one to the statistic.

2. You look like you are about to go to some plaza and add one to the statistic.

by Michael VII June 4, 2018