The United States under the Trump-Pence Administration
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 17, 2020
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The girls all wear Abercrombie ruffled skirts and huge Chanel glasses.
You spend most of your time at SDSU getting drunk every weekend, defending your school against pretentious UCSD pricks and going to the beach from March-November.
Oh, last thing. SDSU= San Diego State. Don't let any douchebag from South Dakota State tell you otherwise.
The girls all wear Abercrombie ruffled skirts and huge Chanel glasses.
You spend most of your time at SDSU getting drunk every weekend, defending your school against pretentious UCSD pricks and going to the beach from March-November.
Oh, last thing. SDSU= San Diego State. Don't let any douchebag from South Dakota State tell you otherwise.
by Aztec February 5, 2005
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A large, underrated university in Indiana. Known for its frequent parties, nationally ranked academic programs, and terrible athletics.
by Naptown January 11, 2009
Get the Ball State mug.a state cake is what niggas be makin in jail. it is a honeybun covered in mainly crushed up cookies,candybars, and other sweets. they taste good but are a waste of commisary items.
by inmate #282445 December 23, 2008
Get the state cake mug.A.K.A. known as Statesvegas or Skanksville, the town where the two interstates (I-40 and I-77) meet calling it the cross roads for the future. A very bleak and boring future I must say unless you're 80 years of age and retired and attend the local country club for a round of golf, then Statesville is a blast. Statesville is about a million, I mean 200 years old which consists of about 150,000 people. Many teenagers such as so myself attend the local high schools in this area that are plagued by alcohol, marijuana, and sex, if you're a teenage girl the chances of you being pregnant even if you've never had sex are 7 out of 10 people! Like I said about the age of this town it's old and so is its heritage, Many of the first pilgrims here owned slaves and as to this day many of their bloodline still lingers here and so does their views of the world, where if you're black, you're automatically associated into a social class of poverty, crime, and injustice. And if you're white, you're either really rich, have it all, and the stuff of the town, or you've settled for less and become part of the lower class aka what people call hicks. If you're ever in town take a stroll to check out the history you'll see a monument of a confederate general standing next to the city center.
Omg dude did you see that chick from statesville? Yeah dude she's pretty hot, I bet she's a stuck up bitch though.
by The Sexanator September 14, 2007
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Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.
by A_SN August 25, 2009
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We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!
We stole the rope from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, the eagle from the Air Force and on the 7th day when God rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the globe and we've pretty much been running the show ever since. OOHRAH!
What?!?! You accomplished the mission with absolutely no funding and you still kicked more ass than the Army? That is so United States Marine Corps of you.
I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.
I wish the other military branches weren't such bitches and they could grow a pair like the United States Marine Corps.
by Thisonesforchesty January 25, 2010
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