Starternal

Something that has no start point or beginning.

No one knows much about the starternal outer space

by Je m’appelle Ghala November 22, 2018

Starshit Pain

When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.

The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experience’s “This Ain’t No Make Believe”, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called “Starship Pain”.

After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain

by ImTheEyeholeMan December 15, 2019

starting with a sink full of dishes

A saying originating from having suite/roommates and a shared space

- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts

B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.

by steinekrieg January 17, 2021

dry start

Commonly used amongst males. When you're about to go for a swim and need to 'prep the package' in the event of the water temperature being less then desirable, you 'dry start' by pissing your togs/board shorts/speedos prior to immersion into the water.

Adjective: a running dry start - this can often invoke a dry start when one runs into the water at pace and the coolness of the water causes an instinctual reaction to ones genitalia

Fuck it's cold, I think I'm going to dry start this one.

by drystarter December 1, 2010

False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

jeferson starship

When a relationship has ascended beyond regular friendship, but has not evolved into a 'boyfriend-girlfriend' dating scenario. A term that can be used in place of more than friends. Not to be confused with jefferson starship

Sam: So, Craig. You and Vanessa dating now then?
Craig: Nah man, don't think so. We only been out once.
Chris: Wait, if you two aren't dating, what the hell are you?
Sam: You two must be Jeferson Starships then.

by swigger December 18, 2013

Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.

I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!

by MC_Lambykins January 9, 2019