starbuck snob

someone who stops by at Starbuck at the corner of the street every morning before getting into the office

But my day just doesn't get started off the right foot without Starbucks. I guess I'm a starbuck snob.

by yuor favorite aae July 26, 2011

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starbuckify

To make a place of business more upscale by adding a Starbucks to it.

I went to the Target Store today and they really had to starbuckify it to make it look better!

by Definamaster September 23, 2014

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The practice of airline customers who have only 5 minutes to make their flight on the other side of the airport, but yet still feel the need to stop at Starbucks (or another coffee counter) for a latte which results in either A) delaying a flight full of customers or B) the "Starbucker" yelling at the gate agent when he/she arrives at the gate and finds out his flight left 5 minutes ago.2

The idiot missed Flight 69 to Hawaii because he was starbucking. Came running up with that big latte and yelled at me because I let the plane depart without him.

by EWR CNX January 11, 2010

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Starbucks hag

A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.

Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.

Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!

Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?

Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!

Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!

by K. Schulten March 19, 2009

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