squishy_fun

11 year old boy who wets the bed.

Your mom is squishy_fun..

by Marklar January 30, 2005

squishy ass

A male/female who is emotional as hell. Everything they do is something that a light-skinned person would do. These individuals cry and complain a lot, and are prone to attract other squishy ass individuals.

All you play is R&B, you're squishy as hell.

You crying over some pussy? Shut ya squishy ass up

by Tnam March 19, 2014

Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.

by Anonymous October 19, 2003

Squishy Fingers

Really fucking big nasty fingers. There hands look like nasty 23 day old pankaces from ihop.

Oh so you want to date that guy? No he's got squishy fingers.

by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010

Squishy Barbie

A girl with a face that looks like a squished barbie head.

"Paige looks like a total squishy barbie!"

by Jrawk10 May 20, 2010

squishy turtle

a girls vag

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha

by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.

by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010