squeakret

A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.

A fart shared in private with one you love.

Husband to Wife:

"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."

Wife to Husband:

"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"

by vsugar August 16, 2009

bitch squeak

it is when a female dog is slaped, stepped on, kicked down a stair case, ect. and makes a sound so high that it doesn't register on the dog's hearing scale.

Did you hear that Bitch Squeak when my neighbor slapped Fluffles, stepped on her, and accidentally kicked her down the stair case?

by Dicky von Pussae November 18, 2013

squeak n peek

The act of letting a small, squeaky fart that ends up with a tiny pointy turd peeking past the balloon knot, lodged almost at the point of no return. Related to Prairie Doggin'

Man, I just had a squeak n peek...where is the toilet paper?

by Tannasgh February 13, 2006

anal squeak

a whistle or "squeak" emitted during anal penetration.

i was so embarassed last night when i let out an anal squeak.

by alissa weiss January 14, 2008

squeeky windshield

after you eat out a girl, an the pussy is dry, you do her hard! and it makes a squeek squeek noice of the hard dick rubbing the raw vigina walls.

keenan: hey jakob heard you gave brian a squeeky windshield last night?

jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!

by bigkeekee<3bigjake June 2, 2009

pip squeak

a small jerk that does everything to be annoying

You little pip squeak why do u have to be so annoying?!

by Danville EMT April 12, 2007

game squeakers

little kids, usually 10 or younger, who play call of duty or halo 3 and think its a big deal that its rated M. They typically have high-pitched voices that make you want to harm yourself, and think they're awesome at every aspect of the game they play. Usually (often in the case of call of duty) if your whole team is made of game squeakers they all try to snipe and your team ends up loosing by 900 points or more.

So i was playing Halo 3 yesterday and these game squeakers all had full hayabusa armor on, wouldn't shut up, and accidentally sniped me six times.

by pissed off squeaker hater August 24, 2010