The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul to actually sit on (or even to use a toilet paper barrier).
Joe's so worried about germs that whenever he takes a dump in the airport, he does the ole Tennessee Squat.
by johnfro May 25, 2006
by It was a wrong number January 14, 2009
When you have a powerful urge to take a crap and can't find toilet paper you squat and concentrate your nine chakra points on pushing it out. The air flowing out of your body cleans everything up.
by Metlx May 23, 2005
The act of taking a shite after eating a brat. The ratio of eating brats to squatting brats is a 1 to 1 ratio.
by MrBratSquatter July 16, 2019
A bottle squat is when a female squats down over a beer bottle and takes as much of the neck of the bottle into her vagina as she wants, and attempts to pick it up using only her vaginal muscles.
In order to get into the sorority, Kerri had to perform the dreaded bottle squat in the middle of the party.
by Almohada July 02, 2008
"Cop-a-Squat" originally meant taking either a piss or a shit in a non-regular or non-familiar/public setting. "Pop-a-squat" has evolved from that general intent, now meaning taking/finding a semi-permanent seat in a public setting that even if not designed to accomodate asses (like a toilet in a public restroom), still for a short period of time provides butt rest. Although introduced in the US in the late '90's, and heavily promoted in New York City, "private, 'public' time-controlled spaces", like the self-cleaning, time-controlled public 'porto-potties' just didn't mesh with true western socio-public values.
So, cop-a-squat used to mean finding a public place to "eliminate", even if it wasn't technically a restroom, and includes friends bathrooms. The definition "pop a squat" s/b subcategorized with "cop a squat" because both actions involve claiming a temporary place for ones' Ass. I submit the merging of the definitions/terms, and the definition be:
Cop a squat-
any temporary placement of the gluteal physio-segment, whether clothed or not, that provides physio-relief, whether through the process of elimination or the temporary relief of musculo-skeletal distress (needing to sit your broken-ass body down for 20 minutes).
Thanks.
So, cop-a-squat used to mean finding a public place to "eliminate", even if it wasn't technically a restroom, and includes friends bathrooms. The definition "pop a squat" s/b subcategorized with "cop a squat" because both actions involve claiming a temporary place for ones' Ass. I submit the merging of the definitions/terms, and the definition be:
Cop a squat-
any temporary placement of the gluteal physio-segment, whether clothed or not, that provides physio-relief, whether through the process of elimination or the temporary relief of musculo-skeletal distress (needing to sit your broken-ass body down for 20 minutes).
Thanks.
by splazmataz February 24, 2011
due to the explosion of Chevrolet culture in the Carolinas in the early to late 2000's led highschool kids in these areas to attempt to raise there trucks which became popular with the "mudding/colt ford faze" Chevrolets suspension of the 2004-2008 trucks incoporate torson bars that had keys that enabled the person to immediately rise the front of the truck by 3-4 inches instantly giving a cheap fix. this fad was passed down to younger kids which saw the kids before then do. Daniel Pridgen from lumberton with his shape shifting GMC Sierra made a social media page called carolina squat which spread the trend like gasoline over the state to the likes of @troy and alesia, then kids starting using the new Facebook social media to trade tires and rims which became somewhat a game of senior and junior flaunt there wealth.
by Frecklos February 01, 2017