Squat head

A korean,vietnameseor any person of orient descent who has a deformed "squat" head. Often the head is flatened on top and the person is usually mentally retarted. Squat heads tend to be violent and get pissed off at the slightest thing. Squat heads tend to travle in pairs, and they often have keepers. These keepers make sure that the squat heads do not hurt the general public. many squat heads are imported to the U.S. of A, as game keepers.

I waked past a pair of squat heads and their keeper in the lunch room. As i passed them one of the squat heads became angry and blew up her milk carton with her mind powers, showering everyone within a 12 foot radius with chocolate milk. Their keeper then proceeded to shoot a tranquillizer dart into their spines, thus subduing them, and ending the chaos. Go keepers.

by Joe P. Hannan December 23, 2006

Squat Fucking

The act of a man positioning himself so that while a woman(or man) is in doggy position on the floor, or on the bed, he can be at the same elevation as her and having enough leverage to make sure both parties ejaculate. This results in a position that looks somewhat like shitting in the woods.

Did you see that porno I was watching?

Yea, that guy was really intense, he was squat fucking her and everything.

by The Spease August 27, 2009

Squat Wank

The art of wanking with your hand under your leg while standing in the squat position. So it feels like a girl is doing it.

Paul: Clare, pull me off!

Clare: Just go have a squat wank!

by Bellysgonnagetya January 29, 2008

Squatching

The act of taking a photgraph of an unexpecting person fairly far away so as to give the appearance/idea of the famous Big Foot photo.

I was squatching that kid, he looked so unexpecting in the photo.

by Marty2694 November 11, 2012

jelly squat

a game played by students at recess, mainly 8th graders, in which you kick a ball and scream loudly. This name has no vulgar meaning and is looked down upon by most teachers. This game is highly educational because of the bonus round in which the players must answer rapid math problems.

Jelly squat is a fun and great game i hope we can play it again.

by the teacher helper March 19, 2009

African Fuck Squat

Occurs when a girl is sitting on your penis and you hop around in the room and squat when you land.

John: Whatd you do wit yo girl last night?
Dan: I gave her that African Fuck Squat

by OG White Van November 4, 2016

Squala

The word Mr. Chow uses in the Hang Over II to describe Bangkok.

Holla, city of squala!

by movie viewer October 23, 2011