Squadrophilic

Adj. Having the extreme desire to have a close-knit group of friends or a "squad." A person who is squadrophilic almost always has annoying tendencies or is flat out crazy. Not having any real friends, a squadrophilic person will find random groups of people and latch onto them. Him or her may insist on taking group photos posting them on social media labeling them with tags such as "squad" or "besties." The group in which the squadrophilic person has attached him or herself to may have to go to exteme lengths to get rid of the squadrophilic.

Person 1: this weird girl keeps following my friends and I around. She's annoying and I think she might be crazy.
Person 2: she's probably god damn squadrophilic. Get rid of her before its too late and she starts taking group selfies.

by poopy butt November 24, 2016

Cuddle Squad

In 2012 the phrase was popularised on the British reality TV show Geordie Shore. By 2013 it had become a staple phrase in Medway. The phrase refers to taking a girl home and cuddling all night instead of shagging.

"Did you fuck that girl last night?"

"No we went home and I didn't get anything."

"Haha, alright Cuddle Squad!"

by LeonidasMedway February 21, 2013

fat squad

A group of fat girls that are thirsty for other peoples men. Usually traveling in packs they try to get into the friend zone by buying the men drinks or buying them things.

The fat squad was out in full effect last night at the club trying to scoop up all our men.

by NikkiNicole May 6, 2013

Blanket Squad

The term 'Blanket Squad' refers to four or more people who share a picnic blanket to eat lunch and share stories.

"Oh here comes the Blanket Squad"

by MMZMTS April 12, 2016

panda squad

The squad of absolute on fleek queens 👌🏼😂

Pipers squad is such a panda squad! Dang I wish I had a panda squad

by QueenLegit August 21, 2016

Squat Squad

The group of the YouTuber TheMeatHeadGames. Including MeatHead (Noah), CG29007 (Connor), Frostynipz14 (Logan or Rogan), Bomberman225 (George), James, Yovani, and more.

Bro did you see the new Squat Squad video

by MeatHeadGamesFan September 6, 2018

cheek squad

The greatest volleyball team to ever grace this earth.

Yo, how's your volleyball team going?
We were doing alright until we had to face the cheek squad. We got clapped

by cheeksquadadvocate March 29, 2019