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butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.
Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.
by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014
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Splunk

1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull

2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"

Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"
by Charleston Grampen June 10, 2009
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Spelunk

1. Using your penis to explore a woman's vagina, or "cave."
2. To ejaculate.
1. "Did you spelunk Callie's cave last night?"
2. "Yessir. Spelunked on her chest, on her face, a little on me...I showed her my dripping stalactite alright."
by tripleovertime99 December 1, 2009
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Ass-Spelunker

An individual who's head is up their ass so often, and to such an extensive degree that they may need climbing gear to find their way out
"That asshat has officially become an ass-spelunker"
by T-nig February 20, 2015
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splunk

Deviant, gay, prison-sex thang. Similar to tossing the salad. Upon completing anal sex and gizzing in the ass, a straw is used to then suck the gizz out of the ass.
Bubba enjoyed watching the new guy splunk Jed.
by ImperialFleet June 24, 2003
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Spelunking

To engadge in anal sex with another person.
Nick went spelunking with Jen before he nailed her.
by Da Beave September 27, 2005
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spelunker

According to Lincoln, it's some kind of caveman.
That spelunker just ate a mammoth.
by Tom Jones December 11, 2003
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