spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.

Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.

by pshooter October 17, 2008

Spikey Dinosaur

theres 4 people, 3 with sticks
& they hop in line & they shove the sticks up there bum!

& the one without a stick they go up the front & they just enjoy the ride

1 Person: Oh Boy lets have a spikey dinosaur
2 person: hell yes, they feel good!
1 Person: i'll gather up the people!!

by Sammdogs & shazzmelon April 10, 2010

Spikenpoople

A dutch drinking game.
Tie one end of the string to a nail, and the other end to your belt loop above your buttcrack. Your job is to dip your nail into a full can/bottle before your competitors can. Once your nail is dipped--chug!

A: "Hey man, feel like a game of Spikenpoople tonight?"
B: "You get the beer, I'll get the nails."

by Chclt May 3, 2011

spike those hams

To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams

Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams

by masarasa6000 October 25, 2011

Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.

I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.

by BHYT March 17, 2016

Spokeswoman

A person (normally female) who feels the need to speak on behalf of others, whether they've been asked to or not.

Ted is always acting like our spokeswoman! What if I want to speak for myself ?!

by hecknow March 21, 2017

spakerish

Old people have Spakerish children.

Hals a little bit Spakerish, how old were his/ her parents.

by Lstanfo1509 August 17, 2018