Split a fence

Having sex with a female

Originated from a male and female neighbor discussing the shared cost to "split a fence" between the ajoining properties, then ending up having sex.
Also seen as parting the legs for sex.

by Art Canzler October 20, 2006

Split Neep

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.

Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep

by Big Jock79 December 02, 2010

split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 05, 2017

Split Tomato

When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.

Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato

by RagePrblm August 04, 2003

Whippity split

How fast a black guy runs when he is about to get whipped by the police

the nigger went Whippity Split a cross the beanfield after the police took out the whip.

by The Name November 24, 2016

Lickity Split

A variation of conalingus; a sexual act performed on a female typically predicated on fornication. However, the act ends abruptly and without completion or any further advances.

Dude, I was so drunk that I gave her a lickity split in the parking lot of that bar last night...!!

by Lickity_Smooth February 09, 2021

Dougie Split

When your share of an even split is only ten percent

My mother promised my 5 siblings and I to share the proceeds of the sale of her home, but I only received a Dougie Split.

by RatedHComedy July 08, 2022