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Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
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Snatching

Snatching meaning Lying in dmv
Joe: I just got this girl number

Me: Stop snatching
by DmvSlang(RVA,VA) November 6, 2023
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slauching

He was slauching me all night
by Slaucher January 1, 2024
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Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.
I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet
by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023
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Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.
Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.
by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025
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Splashing

When you ejaculate on a womans breasts and proceed to motorboat her.
Me and my girlfriend has been getting really into splashing latelty, i can really recommend it
by Lassolini Marini March 9, 2025
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SPLAUGHING

Im laughing so hard I started Splaughing!
by TPJESUS August 14, 2025
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